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ENTERTAINMENT
AT ITS... FINEST

"Ladies & Gentlemen, He Does It All!"

PERFORMANCE

Concerts

Recent Ungatherings for Covid featuring Maroon 3; U1; The Piano Guy & the 13 Pilots

Festivals

With a Black Belt in Marshal Arts & Crafts i often perform in support of all artistic endeavors.  

Theaters

Most recently i performed in a show featuring poems about Yaks very similar to Cats... it was all Gnu. 

Private Shows

Oft times i hire bouncers... mostly to keep the people in... [Also to help lazy kids fully enjoy bounce houses]

Cafes

Similar to Dinner Theater i perform snack theater & play the Fruit Medley upon request/menu order

Large Venues

My f-f-favorite venues as i have said m-m-m-many times b-b-before... i am much better from far a-a-away 

ART

"Whimsical Characters that come to life"

Tee Hee... what's more seasonal & Prevalent than rubber chickens? Spring chickens... & no you can't go fishing for chickens in a spring... Why that's just silly!

"Hilarious Comics That'll Knock Your Socks Off"

& a special caution to my patrons in holland... knocking one's wooden socks/shoes could present a present dangerous environment... So please my Dutch Brethren, please wear a wooden helmet at my shows 

"whacky Books With odd & clever Humor"

Although brilliant, Picasso the clown found it difficult finding work... the kids just didn't understand...

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE. . .

Timothy Simpson Is. . .

30 Years of Experience