AT ITS... FINEST
"Ladies & Gentlemen, He Does It All!"
Recent Ungatherings for Covid featuring Maroon 3; U1; The Piano Guy & the 13 Pilots
With a Black Belt in Marshal Arts & Crafts i often perform in support of all artistic endeavors.
Most recently i performed in a show featuring poems about Yaks very similar to Cats... it was all Gnu.
Oft times i hire bouncers... mostly to keep the people in... [Also to help lazy kids fully enjoy bounce houses]
My f-f-favorite venues as i have said m-m-m-many times b-b-before... i am much better from far a-a-away
"Whimsical Characters that come to life"
Tee Hee... what's more seasonal & Prevalent than rubber chickens? Spring chickens... & no you can't go fishing for chickens in a spring... Why that's just silly!
"Hilarious Comics That'll Knock Your Socks Off"
& a special caution to my patrons in holland... knocking one's wooden socks/shoes could present a present dangerous environment... So please my Dutch Brethren, please wear a wooden helmet at my shows
"whacky Books With odd & clever Humor"
Although brilliant, Picasso the clown found it difficult finding work... the kids just didn't understand...
AND MUCH, MUCH MORE. . .
Timothy Simpson Is. . .
30 Years of Experience